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Woman Gets Revenge on Cheating Ex-Husband. This Story Will Make You Laugh Hard

11 Jan

After 37 years of marriage, Jake dumped
his wife for his young secretary.
His new girlfriend demanded that they
live in Jake and Edith’s multi-million dollar
home. Since Jake had better lawyers, he
prevailed.
He gave Edith, his now ex-wife, just 3
days to move out.
She spent the 1st day packing her
belongings into boxes and crates.
On the 2nd day, she had two movers
come and collect her things.
On the 3rd day, she sat down for the last
time at their beautiful dining room table
by candlelight, put on some soft
background music, and feasted on a
pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a
bottle of Chardonnay.
When she had finished, she went into
each and every room and stuffed half-
eared shrimp shells dipped in caviar into
the hollow of all the curtain rods. She
then cleaned up the kitchen and left.
When Jake returned with his new
girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few
days.
Then slowly, the house began to smell.
They tried everything- cleaning, mopping,
and airing the place out. Vents were
checked for dead rodents and carpets
were cleaned. Air fresheners were hung
everywhere. Exterminators were brought
in to set off gas canisters during which
they had to move out for a few days and
in the end they even replaced the
expensive wool carpeting. Nothing
worked.
People stopped coming over to visit.
Repairmen refused to work in the house.
The maid quit.
Finally, they could not take the stench
any longer and decided to move.
A month later, even though they had cut
their price in half, they could not find a
buyer for their stinky house. Word got
out and eventually even the local realtors
refused to return their calls. Finally they
had to borrow a huge sum of money from
the bank to purchase a new place.
Edith called Jake and asked how things
were going. He told her the saga of the
rotting house. She listened politely and
said that she missed her old home
terribly and would be willing to reduce
her divorce settlement in exchange for
getting the house back.
Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad
the smell was, he agreed on a price that
was about 1/10th of what the house had
been worth, but only if she were the sign
the papers that very day. She agreed and
within the hour, his lawyers delivered the
paperwork.
A week later, Jake and his girlfriend stood
smiling as they watched the moving
company pack everything to take to their
new home…
Including the curtain rods.

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