Teen Masturbated 56 Times Straight Before Dying Of Heart Attack On Valentines Day

16 Feb

Valentines Day ended in tragedy for a
Portland teenager after he apparently
masturbated a world record, jaw-
dropping 56 times non-stop before
dying of a heart attack.
Jerome Carpenter was found dead in
his bedroom after apparently
masturbating too much. It is
speculated that Jerome was suffering
from depression due to being
“extremely lonely”
on Valentines Day.
Jerome’s Mother called Portland
police after discovering his corpse in
his room.
Jerome’s mother told Reporters
“1 hour passed since I had
called him down for lunch,
Jerome was the kind of boy to
steal food off your plate when
you were not looking, i knew
something was wrong when he
didn’t come down to eat, he
was a great kid”
she finished as she began to cry.
Police arrived at the home about an
hour after Ms. Carpenter called them.
Officer Dean Marrow told Reporters
what they saw when they opened
Jerome’s bedroom door.
“The young man was on his
bed… his pen*s was detached
from his body, it must have
been so intense it just came off
his body, we found his pen*s
gripped in his left hand so
tightly we couldn’t get it out, it
was tragic”.
Investigators are still investigating the
case for more information, Jerome’s
funeral will take place sometime next
week. reportage
This must be a big joke…WTF…who
counted the times he masturbated?
source:naija pals

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Posted by on February 16, 2016 in Uncategorized


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