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9 Funny But True Facts About The Human Pen!s

15 Aug

9 Funny But True Facts About The
Human Pen!s The most important
feature that distinguishes a man from a
woman is his private part, or his Pen1s.
The human pen1s has a lot of history
which people are oblivious to, If you
think because you’re a guy and you own
a pen1s and that makes you a pen1s
expert then think again because here
are some pen1s facts I’m sure you
never knew of.
1. DEAD PEOPLE CAN GET ERECTIONS
Yes, you read that right.This occurrence has been recorded in
history and is called “angel lust” or
“death Attention.” Death Attention
often occurs to people who die from
hanging, whether by suicide or as a
means of execution. Death Attention is
caused by the noose applying pressure
to the cerebellum, which stimulates the
right nerves, and provokes an
Attention.
2. FETUSES ALSO GET ERECTIONS TOO
Yes, inside a woman’s
womb. While pregnant. Fetal erections
are, apparently, caused by testosterone
surges within a little guy’s body.
3. ALL P3NISES START OUT AS CL1TORIS Don’t
give me that look. All joysticks started
as a clitor1s; while the fetus is
developing inside the mother’s womb,
the body develops this area as a
clitor1s, until your Y chromosome
triggers the right sex hormones to
cause it to develop into a pen1s.
4.CIRCUMCISED GUYS HAVE LESS
CHANCES OF GETTING HIV
The foreskin contains an abundant number of
Langerhans cells, which are easily
infected by HIV. Not a reason to be
careless.
5. HUMANS ARE THE ONLY MAMMALS WHO LACK PEN1S BONES
Yes, there is such a thing. For those who
have just encountered this fact, get this:
all other placental mammals possess a
pen1s bone, which assists in prolonged
sexual intercourse. As humans evolved,
we somehow lost this skeletal feature,
since our more advanced *and
selective* mating behavior dictates that
we won’t need one anymore. Just
imagine how long you could last if we
still had joystick bones.
6. THE HUMAN PEN1S USE TO HAVE SPINES
This is another feature lost to many years of evolution. Penile spines, like those
found in domestic cats, serve to
stimulate ovulation during withdrawal
*after intercourse*, with the secondary
role of scraping the Fluid of previous
copulations. We lost this because our
species tends to find more permanent
mates, and we grew less promiscuous–
than cats, that is. And yeah, it did kind
of make intercourse painful for females.
7 . SOME PEOPLE HAVE TWO PEN1SES
You might have heard or read about
that guy from Reddit—and we can tell
you that he’s not kidding. There’s a rare
condition called Diphallia, where a guy
can develop two functioning joysticks!
Talk about lucky?
8. THE PEN11S CAN BREAK
Despite our species losing the
joystick bone, the human joystick is still
prone to breakage, either from an injury
or from rough sex. This is often serious
and requires immediate medical
attention.
9. SIZE ACTUALLY MATTERS
Especially for men themselves, who
tend to be conscious about the size of
their pen1s. The global size average falls
in the 3-4 inch mark, with extremes
falling to North Korea, producing the
shortest average penile length
measuring a mere 3.8 inches, and the
African Republic of Congo, which bags
the top penile length average with a
whopping 7.1 inches!.. they must
probably skipped Nigeria in the survey
out of fear of terrorists because if they
did we would have beaten Congo in
size.
Credit:nairaland

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