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See Questions A Father Asked Man Who Wanted To Marry His Daughter

17 Aug

saw this on facebook so i decided to
share with my nairaland peeps
WAHALA DEY
A friend asked for a lady’s hand in
marriage and
her father gave him this form to fill.
After
reading the form, he told his potential
father. -in-
law that he needed to use the rest
room which
the man obliged.
Immediately he got to their toilet, he
just scaled
through the window and ran out of the
compound.
DID YOU JUST ASK WHY?
Read the form and tell me what you
would have
done if you were in his shoes.
Over to you!
APPLICATION FORM FOR INTENDING
GROOM
FOR MY DAUGHTER.
FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN HAND
WRITING
AND IN BLOCK LETTERS.
I ________ hereby apply to marry your
daughter
Miss __________. I am _____
years old.
Please answer the following questions
honestly.
1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma?
Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Is the range of your income within a
month
between five hundred thousand and a
million?
Yes/No
6.Do you have a credible car? Yes/No
If your answer to any of the above
questions is
NO, do not continue. Leave my house
immediately and don’t look back. If all
your
answers are YES,
Then continue…
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_________________________
2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain
how you
can give respect to your father in- law
and
mother in-law.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______________________________________
3. Suppose your wife says “Honey, I
need money
to fix my hair at the saloon”, what
would be your
answer ?
________________________________
4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
5. What does the term ‘good husband’
mean to
you?
_____________________________________________
___________________
6. Are your parents living together?
Yes/No
If No explain why?
________________________________
7. Are your parents legally married?
Yes/No.
If YES for how long?
_______________.
If the time of their marriage is less than
your
age, explain why you were born out of
wedlock.
_____________________________________________
___________________
8. Explain the meaning of ”COME HOME
EARLY”
As used by women (100 words)
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
9. Give any THREE reasons that can
cause a
man
to sleep outside his house.
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______
10. In case of divorce, who do you think
is the
owner of the kids between the father
and the
mother?
________________________________
Answer the following with Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No
LAST PART – BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT
1. When can you be free for interview
(s)?
______________________________
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?
____________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________________
4. When can I interview your church
Pastor?
_________________________
5. Please attach your passport sized
photograph
below which will be used as
advertisement in a
popular national newspaper to cross
check if you
have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Confirm your signature:_______________
Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter.
Your application will be
processed within a year and you will be
acknowledged “only if you are
successful”.
As you wait for my response,
*Please don’t call me!
*Don’t visit me!
*Don’t contact my daughter!
If you do, you will be disqualified! Leave
your
other details in case I need to ask you
more
questions;
Postal Address: _________________________
Email:
____________________
Phone:
______________
Home:
_________
Facebook:
_____________________
BEST WISHES.
Laugh the stress out.

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