8 Things That Happen When A Nigerian Buys His First Car

22 Sep

1. Owning a car makes you feel like
you’re finally a real person . You can just
go to places whenever you feel like it .
You don’t need to ask anyone, or wait for
a bus, or jump okada or walk. You can just
drive there. In your own car.
2. You have a long list of new contacts in
your phone. for example, Wale mechanic,
Tunji panelbeater, Seun rewire
3. Cars are expensive . The gas, you were
ready for. The payments, you budgeted
for. But when you own a car, one day it
will start doing something funny—and not
funny ha-ha—and you’ll realize that it’s
your problem, because it’s your car. When
the mechanic calls to tell you what’s
wrong and what it will cost to fix, you’ll
realize that you’ve now entered a stage
of life where large sums of money will
suddenly and without warning be required
to simply maintain your current standard
of living.
4. You’ll always want to go out even when
there is no where to go to.
5. For the first few weeks or months or
years, you will always drive with
perpetual fear of LASTMA and Police even
if your papers are okay. You know how
they used to do – always finding invisible
6. Your guys will always suggest
somewhere to go just because there is a
car. It will now comman be as if you are
their driver..
7. You become a flirt or gigolo. Always
dropping and picking different females.
Different shapes and sizes and heights
and colours.
8. You will start feeling bigger than you
really are. You will begin to underrate
some people because they use Legediz

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