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28 Sep

Can a kangaroo jump higher
than a house? Of course, a
house doesn’t jump at all.

Doctor: “I’m sorry but you suffer
from a terminal illness and have
only 10 to live.”
Patient: “What do you mean, 10?
10 what? Months? Weeks?!”
Doctor: “Nine.”

A man asks a farmer near a
field, “Sorry sir, would you mind
if I crossed your field instead of
going around it? You see, I have
to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right
ahead. And if my bull sees you,
you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

Anton, do you think I’m a bad
mother?
My name is Paul.

My dog used to chase people on
a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally
I had to take his bike away.

What is the difference between
a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

Mother, “How was school today,
Patrick?”
Patrick, “It was really great
mum! Today we made
explosives!”
Mother, “Ooh, they do very
fancy stuff with you these days.
And what will you do at school
tomorrow?”
Patrick, “What school?”

“Mom, where do tampons go?”
“Where the babies come from,
darling.”
“In a stork???!!!”
Credit:Short-funny

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