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Difference In A Lady & A Guy’s Phone Inbox( Fun)

A LADY’S phone INBOX
1..I luv u dear (Kingsley )
2..Can i take u out tonite? (Andrew)
3..I always feel bad when I see u with another man (Fred)
4.. Sweetie don’t forget d trip (MD)
5..Darling, av u seen d credit I sent u?(Collins)
6..Honey, I will do whatever it takes just for u to be by my side (Evans)
7..Consider it done (Senator)
8..Baby, check ur a/c bal and call me back (Chairman)

A GUY’S FONE INBOX:
1..Your data bundle will soon expire (MTN)
2..Hey dude, give me a break! I told u am married (Jane)
3..Don’t u dare call me again, cheat (Patricia)
4..Am warning u, let this month not be a story telling event like the last 3 months (Landlord)
5..Brother am still expecting d money for the admission form (young brother)
6..My son, how r you? Please send us some money (Mama)
7.. I’m in the village pls send 100k quick quick your room is licking water in the village oh(father)
8..I av nt seen my period for 3 weeks(Neighbour’s daughter)

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Posted by on October 30, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

6 Animals Africans See As Evil

There are certain animals in Africa that are regarded as evil or are seen as a bad omen. When people see them they sense evil is just around the corner.

1) Black Cats
Cats are regarded as spiritual animals in Africa but black cats are perceived to be evil or even satanic. Your heart would most likely skip when you see a black cat. In Nigerian culture, black cats are mostly associated with witches.

2) Owls
There is something about owls that strike people with fear. It could be those spooky eyes that pierce into your soul or the way it turns its neck. The fact that the owl is a night creature has further made people believe that owls are evils.

3) Vultures
This is an animal that is universally seen as an evil man. Vultures who specialize in feeding on the carcass of dead animals are a bad omen. Seeing a vulture in your dream is the stuff of nightmares and might likely lead to a spiritual deliverance session.

4) Bats
Overseas, the bat might be the basis for the identity for a popular superhero but in Africa, bats are regarded as evil animals. Bats are also night creatures who hide in caves and this built the myth that they are evil animals who bring bad luck and terror.

5) Snakes
This is the most classical most evil animal. Thanks to the Bible, the snake is regarded as an evil creature. If you see a snake in your house you are most likely going to think that it is your ‘enemy’ that sent it to kill you. The fact that they are poisonous makes them more feared.

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Posted by on October 30, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

Man’s Hands Covered By Bees After He Stole A Car From The Owner (Video) :Graphic, Not For The Faint Hearted

The Bible says the heart of a man is desperately
wicked, who can know it. This can be said of
this man as he is in pains both day and night.
According to report, this man who stole a car
cries out for help after the owner of the car used
Black Magic Voodoo to charm Him Making his
hands Afflicted by bees, they remain on his body
day and night. This video is highly graphic and
not for the faint hearted.
Watch the video below..

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Source:nairaland

 
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Posted by on October 28, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

Father Drags Son In-law From His Daughter As He Attempts To Remove Her Garter

Here is the hilarious moment a father dragged his son-in-law away from his daughter as he tried to remove her garter underneath her cloth at their wedding reception.

The video has since gone viral on social media, with many calling out the father… Though it’s Hilarious, the video shows the father charging towards the son-in-law who was lying on the ground while his wife sat on a seat as he made attempt to remove her ‘garter’.

Watch the hilarious video below;

 
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Posted by on September 11, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

See The Top 20 “How To” Searched By Users On Google

We’ve all been there – you’re sick and can’t sleep so naturally, you start Googling your symptoms at 3am – only to find out that you’re in fact dying.
Anyway, the Google Trends team has created a
site dedicated to analysing the most asked questions globally on the search engine – and some of the most popular ‘how to’ searches are surprising.
Google searches that begin with “how to” are on the rise, growing by 140% in the last 13 years and among those searches, it seems fruit flies are a worldwide problem and turns out there’s a lot of people who don’t know how to boil an egg.
In comparison to 2016, losing weight was in the top five last year and it’s still Googled a lot now – but people are no longer Googling ‘how to play
Pokémon Go’ (so last year, literally) and ‘how to vote for the referendum’ for obvious reasons.
Check out the top 20 ‘how to’ searches for 2017 below, and see how many you’ve been guilty of Googling…
1. How to tie a tie
2. How to kiss
3. How to get pregnant
4. How to lose weight
5. How to draw
6. How to make money
7. How to make pancakes
8. How to write a cover letter
9. How to make french toast
10. How to lose belly fat
11. How to write a resume
12. How to boil eggs
13. How to draw a rose
14. How to gain weight
15. How to get rid of fruit flies
16. How to tie a bow tie
17. How to make slime
18. How to love
19. How to hard boil eggs
20. How to get rid of acne

 
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Posted by on September 11, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

25 World Most Funny & Bizarre Facts

This are the World Most Funny & Bizarre Facts, Go
through them and learn!!
1. Coca-Cola was originally green
2. The name of all the continents end with the same
letter that they start with i.e A nd A
3. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue
4. There are 2 credit cards for every person in the
United States
5. you can’t kill yourself by holding your breathe
6. It’s impossible to lick your elbow (Stop Smiling, Its
very funny).
7.when you sneeze,your heart stops for a millisecond
8.It’s physically impossible forpigs to look up into the
sky
9. If you sneeze too hard,you can fracture a rib,If you
try to suppress a sneeze,you can rupture a blood
vessel inyour head or neck and Die
10. what do bullet proof vests,fire escapes,winshie ld
wipers and laser printers all have in common?–All
invented by women!!
12. The only food that doesn’t spoil is Honey
13. A crocodile can’t stick its tongue out
14. A snail can sleep for 3 years
15. All polar bears are left handed
16. Butterflies taste with theirfeet
17. Elephants are the only animals that can’t Jump
18. On average,people fear spiders than they do fear
Death
19. Electric Chair was invented by a Dentist
20. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only
the left hand
21. The ants always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated
22. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, 2 rats
could have over million descendants
23.Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase
the bacteria in your ear by 700 times
24. The cigarette lighter was invented before the
match (Matches used in making Fire)
25. Most lipsticks contains fish scales
Comment if its educative and also interesting.

 
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Posted by on September 10, 2017 in Uncategorized

 

Did You Know These Things Had Names?

1. The space between your eyebrows is called a glabella.

2. Petrichor – The way it smells after the rain is called petrichor.

3. Aglet – The plastic or metallic coating at the end of your shoelaces is called an aglet.

4. Wamble – The rumbling of stomach is actually called a wamble.

5. Vagitus – The cry of a new born baby is called a vagitus.

6. Tines – The prongs on a fork are called tines.

7. Phosphenes – The sheen or light that you see when you close your eyes and press your hands on them are called phosphenes.

8. Box Tent – The tiny plastic table placed in the middle of a pizza box is called a box tent.

9. Overmorrow – The day after tomorrow is called overmorrow.

10. Minimus – Your tiny toe or finger is called minimus.

11. Agraffe – The wired cage that holds the cork in a bottle of champagne is called an agraffe.

12. Vocables – The ‘na na na’ and ‘la la la’, which don’t really have any meaning in the lyrics of any song, are called vocables.

13. Interrobang – When you combine an exclamation mark with a question mark (like this ?!), it is referred to as an interrobang.

14. Columella Nasi – The space between your nostrils is called columella nasi.

15. Armscye – The armhole in clothes, where the sleeves are sewn, is called armscye.

16. Dysania – The condition of finding it difficult to get out of the bed in the morning is called dysania.

17. Griffonage – Unreadable hand-writing is called griffonage (Are you reading this dear doctors?)

18. Tittle – The dot over an “i” or a “j” is called tittle.

19. Crapulence – That utterly sick feeling you get after eating or drinking too much is called crapulence.

20. Bannock Device – The metallic device used to measure your feet at the shoe store is called Bannock device.

 
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Posted by on September 6, 2017 in Uncategorized

 
 
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